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slowly shoves entire pizza slice in my mouth without ever breaking eye contact

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:07:46 -0400

*slowly shoves entire pizza slice in my mouth without ever breaking eye contact*

whorville: I love how in French you don’t really say eighty. You say quatre-vingts. Which means...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:06:35 -0400

whorville:

I love how in French you don’t really say eighty. You say quatre-vingts. Which means 4 20s.

Blaze it

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:06:20 -0400

I remember on my 4th grade field trip ......

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:06:10 -0400

I remember on my 4th grade field trip ......:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

gay-nations:

I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day

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my mom says that when the street lights turn on, so does the danger

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:05:29 -0400

my mom says that when the street lights turn on, so does the danger

giraffepoliceforce: If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:05:21 -0400

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

thetextpostsblog: dont hate the player, hate the controller, this shit is broken i swear to god i...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:05:12 -0400

thetextpostsblog:

dont hate the player, hate the controller, this shit is broken i swear to god i jumped bro

on a math test: 2+2

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:04:44 -0400

on a math test: 2+2
me: use calculator just in case

hamburgay: “beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:04:34 -0400

hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

textpostsrus: i just asked my brother where he hid the nutella he said “i’m nutelling you”

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:04:26 -0400

textpostsrus:

i just asked my brother where he hid the nutella

he said “i’m nutelling you”

why cant I have a hot neighbor who ends up falling in love with me and we sneak out together and...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:04:20 -0400

why cant I have a hot neighbor who ends up falling in love with me and we sneak out together and meet up in front of our yards

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thecompanionsdoctor: gotmyticketouttaloserville: littlesammythemoose: “god hates fags” It’s...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:03:56 -0400

thecompanionsdoctor:

gotmyticketouttaloserville:

littlesammythemoose:

“god hates fags”

It’s funny because only British people will get it

yes only British people know British slang. no one else. no one.

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:03:07 -0400

Plot twist: I get a boyfriend

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:02:54 -0400

Plot twist: I get a boyfriend
Double plot twist: it's a celebrity
Triple plot twist: he had a choice in the matter
Quadruple plot twist: it wasn't a dream

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