i just asked my brother where he hid the nutella
he said “i’m nutelling you”
(Source: drunk-tattoo, via fake-mermaid)
why cant I have a hot neighbor who ends up falling in love with me and we sneak out together and meet up in front of our yards
(Source: fauxcoast, via s-o-c-i-e-t-y)
“god hates fags”
It’s funny because only British people will get it
yes only British people know British slang. no one else. no one.
(via kerrykryptonite)
Plot twist: I get a boyfriend
Double plot twist: it's a celebrity
Triple plot twist: he had a choice in the matter
Quadruple plot twist: it wasn't a dream
