*slowly shoves entire pizza slice in my mouth without ever breaking eye contact*
I love how in French you don’t really say eighty. You say quatre-vingts. Which means 4 20s.
my mom says that when the street lights turn on, so does the danger
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
dont hate the player, hate the controller, this shit is broken i swear to god i jumped bro
on a math test: 2+2
me: use calculator just in case